Put it in your mouth
Had a contact malfunction on my way to work today. Halfway through the bus ride to campus my contact dried up and fell out of my eyeball. Couldn’t get it back in so I kept it in my mouth for the next ten minutes till I got to the nearest bathroom. I even managed to stop and have a conversation with an acquaintance with it in my mouth. Now I have a partially digested contact lens in my eye. However its feeling more comfortable than it did before it fell out. Try it next time you have a contact lens malfunction.